Ive been thinking about kids a lot lately. Mainly about how EVENTUALLY i might want kids, but then I also remember I have no desire to be pregnant…ever. Like no I don’t want to be miserable for nine months only to have to raise the fucker for 18+ years.
So when I’m like 38 I’ll adopt. Maybe. If I feel like it. I don’t care, I’m 20, why am I even worrying about this shit?
omg RIGHT?! ….. like i can’t. the fucking girl died i was like ARE YOU SERIOUS?! AFTER HE FOUGHT THE COURT FOR HER AND HE WAS SO EMOTIONAL?! that shit made me fucking so sad. LMFAO. I was like this is shit. I wanted to like throw the TV out the window.
haha i know right? that’s why they’re my husbands. they be doing shit like each other every time i turn around. :P
I know … harrison’s just taking what he can get. he’s always like “i’m old now and there’s not much out there for people like me.” and i’m all like dude i don’t care if u fucking played a man who like dropped a penny on the floor and spent an hour trying to get down to the ground and pic it up to put inside ur pocket.
just make sure you’re facing the camera in a certain way so that ur ass is very much in full viewing. that is all i ask — that and maybe some like grunting and moaning as he’s fixin’ to get the damn penny.
I SWEAR THAT IS ALL THAT I ASK.
U CAN DO IT HARRY — YOU FIND DAT PENNY!
or he can just have it slide down the front of his shirt and end up taking all his clothes off to find it.
DAT wood bee DA BEST!
God that movie made me throw so many objects at my tv (thank god im a weakling or i woudl have bene down a tv). I hate it when movies make me cry, it drives me nuts
Well I know what movie we have to start a kickstarter for “Harrison Ford VS The Penny” will be a smash epic that hipsters will think it so deep when in reality its just two women wanting to gawk at Harrison Ford for over and hour. It will be the role he wins an Oscar for just because everyone thinks its this deep tale of triumph or whatever and in the mean time we get to oggle him in a suit walking up to get his award!
see? this is why we are friends. cuz nobody would do this. nobody would do such a great thing for the one and only harrison ford.
i kind of want the second one to happen more than the first — like i’m all for his ass, but all i keep thinking about is the cool metal of the penny slithering all over his body and falling into naughty parts….
you know what it’s like” it’s like playing around with his earring — with your tongue.
ugh. i’m going to bed. LMAO. like i have enough porn-juice in my mind right now to hopefully get me a decent dream — and one with harrison. i haven’t had one of those EVER Lmfao.
Hy the penny falling into naughty bits can be the sequel, we have to him him locked in the contract first :D
I should not have told you about my thing with his earring :D
Yeah night time dream fodder is a must
i know, but you know what? calista flockhart probably has the same idea as you. there’s that one magazine where she was nibbling on his ear or kissing his ear or whatever and it was the one with the earring in it and he was laughing — because he knows. lmfao. he ALWAYS knows. no i’m just kidding… actually i’m not lmao.
so i did have a dream…. but it was something so stupid… but i’ll write about it and tag you because you know i can’t last a day without being corny.